My conversation at the car wash.

This just happened to me while I was crocheting waiting on the Xterra at the car wash.

Dude at car wash: I haven't seen anyone do that in forever.
Me: Yeah, I'm an old lady.
Dude: *laughs* I didn't say all that.
Me: It's ok, it's the truth.
Dude: Well it gives you something to do right? I mean something besides reading. I hate to read.
Me: Well I like to read too. I really am an old lady.
Dude: *nods* Well, at least you don't look like one.

Confirmation! I indeed act like an old lady.